Meeting you was fate,
becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.
Apni KHAMOSH zindagi main bolana mujhko,
Apni HASEEN khuwab ki TASVEER banana mujhko,
Main jo POCHON tumhara HAAL-e-DIL,
Main jo POCHON tumhara HAAL-e-DIL,
Naughty Mind
Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
Send a Free SMS
Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,
“O” ko daba ke,
“V” mein dalo,
jab “E” kee awaz aaye to samjho k “LOVE” ho gaya
Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,
“O” ko daba ke,
“V” mein dalo,
jab “E” kee awaz aaye to samjho k “LOVE” ho gaya
A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’
The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’
Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,
“O” ko daba ke,
“V” mein dalo,
jab “E” kee awaz aaye to samjho k “LOVE” ho gaya
Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,
“O” ko daba ke,
“V” mein dalo,
jab “E” kee awaz aaye to samjho k “LOVE” ho gaya
A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’
The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’
Husband and Wife
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
ADULT SMS
A short thingits
get longer as u hold it
&
pass between woman’s breast
&
enters into a small hole
What is it?
Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital
and
a junior needs a name
A young girl after her honeymoon came
fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
Birthday sms......
Jai golap ti matro futece,
Tomake say golaper suvecca.
Jai golaper papri 5ti,10ti,15ti,
Tomake say golaper suvecca.
Jai golap kokhono jhore pore na
Tomake say golaper suvecca.
"SHUVO JONMODIN"
USA made Towin Tawar for business,
Sajahan made Tajmahal for love,
France made Ifel Towar for beauti,
I made this sms specially for wishing u....
"HAPPY BIRTH DAY"
Nil akashe megher velay,
Dighir jole fuler melay,
Shobuj ghase sisir konay,
Projapotir rongin danay,
Ek ta kotha tomake janay....
"SHUVO JONMODIN"
Romantic sms...
U R thousands of miles away from me,
Still I m watching u everyday
on two different channels
''Cartoon network'' & ''Animal Planet''
Thnx to media.
Tumi megh, Sukher rajjo
Tumi bristi,Dukher kanna.
Tumi raater rupali chad.
Tumi vorer sonali aalo,
R tumi bondhu onek valo.
Ridoyer majhe tumi aacho j bosonto hoye,
Moner majhe tumi aaso j madhuri misiye,
Ontorer majhe tumi aso j nilima hoye,
Shopner majhe tumi aso j shopnil hoye,
Amer majhe tumi aso j ............ hoye.
Ridoyer majhe tumi aacho j bosonto hoye,
Moner majhe tumi aaso j madhuri misiye,
Ontorer majhe tumi aso j nilima hoye,
Shopner majhe tumi aso j shopnil hoye,
Amer majhe tumi aso j ............ hoye.
Love Is True
If you read this sms u will love me,If u delete this sms u will want me,
If u save this sms u will miss me,
If u reply this sms u will like me,
So what will u do now ?
Chaha humne tujhejaan se vhi jada,
Pyar tujh se karange jindagi var,karti hu yeh wada.....
Feelings r many but words r few.
Clouds r dark but sky is blue.Life is paper but love is glue.
Everything may be false but love is true.
What is Love ?
LOVE is DHOKA,
It makes u BOKA.
Without MONEY love is FUNNY.
LOVER says without ur TAKA my love is FAKA.
So don't LOVE...
Network nia raja rani boroi peresan.
paira dia korlo suru chiti adan pradan.
Chiti sara paira akdin gelo rajar kase.
Taina dekhe raja mosai gelen bejai khepe .
Bari fire raja bolen ata holo ki ?
Rani bolen miss call dilam tao bojoni.
Nil akashe megher velay,
dighir jole fuler melay,
sobuj ghaser sisir konay,
projapotir rongin danay,
ekta kotha tumake janai - Amar chayo basi Valo thako....
It makes u BOKA.
Without MONEY love is FUNNY.
LOVER says without ur TAKA my love is FAKA.
So don't LOVE...
Network nia raja rani boroi peresan.
paira dia korlo suru chiti adan pradan.
Chiti sara paira akdin gelo rajar kase.
Taina dekhe raja mosai gelen bejai khepe .
Bari fire raja bolen ata holo ki ?
Rani bolen miss call dilam tao bojoni.
Nil akashe megher velay,
dighir jole fuler melay,
sobuj ghaser sisir konay,
projapotir rongin danay,
ekta kotha tumake janai - Amar chayo basi Valo thako....