A warm hello doesn’t come from the lips,
It comes from the heart,
Doesn’t have to be told,
It has to be shown,
Doesn’t have to be given,
It has to be sent.
“Good Morning’
Muskura kar kaho toh..
Har baat pyari lagegi.
Ek baar keh ke toh dekho..
Duniya tumhari lagegi.
Har koi haar jaayega,
Bin maare mar jayega..
Aur ye Zindagi pyari lagegi.
Good Morning!
“U should be either in a part of problem “
or
“U should be either in a part of solution”
So start u r day in ur own style..
“Good Morning”
What will this day hold
As i blindly venture in
It’ll only hold what i allow
So with positive thoughts let’s begin
Good Morning!
Free Adult SMS
Mujhse puche bina hi faisla kar baitha.
Iss zameen par toota sitara to nahi girta.
Aur ye pagal chand se dosti kar baitha.
Jugnu ko qaid kar k muskaraya na karo,
Roshni ki khatir kisi ka dil jalaya na karo,
Sitam karna hai karo par itna na karo!
Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo….
Har baar dil se yeh paigham aaye,
Zubaan kholon to tera he naam aaye,
Tum he kion bhaye dil ko kya maloom,
Jab nazroo k saamne haseen tamam aaye.
Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai,
Kese kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon,
Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai.
Your Wife is better
2 men went to fuck a girl.
1st came out after fucking a girl n said…
”My wife is better”
2nd went in ,fuck a girl… Came out n said…
You were right, your wife is better..
1st came out after fucking a girl n said…
”My wife is better”
2nd went in ,fuck a girl… Came out n said…
You were right, your wife is better..
Niple niple little star
can i suck you in my car
up above the breast so have
always milky never dry
let me touch it never shyin the bra it will be dry
can i suck you in my car
up above the breast so have
always milky never dry
let me touch it never shyin the bra it will be dry
Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)
like NIKE (just do it)
like PEPSI(ask for more)
like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and
like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..
like NIKE (just do it)
like PEPSI(ask for more)
like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and
like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..
How to impress a woman:
compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her.
How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!!
compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her.
How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!!